The kids are calling this one "Squeezing out a Bum-Burp"

This one's called "Three men and a Baby"

This one's called "Dimples" (Photo courtesy of Philip Rivers' boyfriend)

Here's "Crazy Phil Threatening an Innocent Little Girl in the Stands"

We call this one "Nostril-Damus" (Get it? Kind of like Nostradamus except with Nostril? Forget it.)

This one's called "Hey, I told you guys you weren't invited to my birthday party, right?"

This one's called "Staring Contest. Go."

This one's called "Prelude to a restraining order"

This one's called "Game-face." (aka "Resisting the urge to stare at Peyton's horseshoe.")

Here we have "Full-grown man throwing a temper tantrum"

This one's called "Mr. Cranky Pants missed his afternoon nap"

Here's "Sarcastic jerk-face - in timeless black and white"

This one's called "LT, nice run. I still hate your freaking guts."

Here we have "Condescending Low-Five"

A favorite among wide receivers, this one's called "Come on. How hard is it to catch a terribly thrown ball?"

This one's called "Imitating LT trying to catch a ball" (aka "Rivers, moments before getting cold-cocked by LT")

Here we have "I'm gonna be honest...I have no idea who you are. But you can look at my ginormous hand while I avoid eye contact."

Here's an oldie called "Worst collage in the history of the world"

We're calling this one "Perfect technique...for a 12-year old girl"

Let's call this "Tom Terrific & the Angry Gerbil Covered in Lightning Bolts" (from right to left)

The kids are calling this one "Prelude to a Purple Nurple"

This one's called "Nice run, Webster. You're still not invited to my birthday party."

This one's called "Smooth Cheerleader Wink"

Thinking of calling this one: "No, seriously. Why'd you drop the ball? You have to tell me."

Let's call this one: "Encouraging Teammate"

I call this one: "Spoiled Rich Kid Pulling His Neck Fat"

We're calling this one: "Gracious in defeat"

This one's called "Naturally handsome"

This one's called "I was an only-child"

I call this one "The bottom lip takeover"

This one's called "Sarcastic jerk-face"